Go fuck myself? Don't mind if I do.

The whole world is a circlejerk. You devote your life trying to convince countless people to let you jerk them off in the hopes that they might half-assedly return the favor or pay you. I'm just here getting myself off every day and I couldn't be happier. I'm poor, but i'm not going to devote my life to trying to climb the endless ladder of dicks that is success. Miss me with that gay shit.